According to Bollywood there are 4 foolproof ways of finding the love of your life. They will definitely work(Laced and dripping with sarcasm):
- Start wearing glasses, if you are a girl. A guy will come along who calls you chashmish, he will be the love of your life. Because wearing lenses is so boring.
- Go on a journey, trust the next guy you meet. Within a span of a few days fall in love with him. Because its so easy to start caring for someone. And if he doesn’t manage to break your engagement with the guy your father wants you to marry ,you will surely meet after years at a mutual friends wedding and realize after all this time you are in love with each other. Because there is just no way you could have met any one else in all these years.
- If you aren’t already in love with your best friend. Its time you realize that. Because “ek ladka aur ek ladki kabhi dost to ho hi nahi sakte”(A boy and a girl cannot stay friends).
- Always remember opposites attract. Don’t go searching for similar liking’s and hobbies. That just wont work.
So on the scale of 1 to Chadler Bing, how sarcastic was i?
And if you know any such guidelines of Bollywood about love, do share and help out the single people.